He asked to "fluff my boner.."
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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