So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Pooping to opera.
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