So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
