I think i peed on brittanys purse
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
