4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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