He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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