yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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