i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
