Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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