nut hugger
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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