Its about making memories worth repressing
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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