i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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