It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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