eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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