Cold hands, warm shart.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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