She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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