so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
they need to just BURY HIM!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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