nut hugger
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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