You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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