So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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