i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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