sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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