Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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