let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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