do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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