So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So. Much. Porn.
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