My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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