Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I feel like death gave me a hand job
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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