nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize