ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
