Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Lo siento on account of my penis...
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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