Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize