Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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