Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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