Don't you send me to vm
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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