we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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