is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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