I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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