that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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