How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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