The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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