I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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