Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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