So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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