There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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