dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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