so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
