Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
