My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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