I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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