Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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