How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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