Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
